they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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