kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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