it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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