what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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