how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
We left the knife in your bed.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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