The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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