Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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