i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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