: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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