yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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