yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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