I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize
