doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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