He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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