Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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