just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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