all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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