after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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