Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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