And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Randomize
