Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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