Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
its not stalking. its research.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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