I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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