so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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