at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
You took a bar mat shot.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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