We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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