Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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