Girls should come with a carfax report
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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