I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
this will be a night to untag.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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