He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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