I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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