My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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