So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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