FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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