I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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