is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You were trust falling into bushes
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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