It's like a parade of train wrecks.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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