Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so let's talk penis.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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