What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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