the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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