then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
