someone get that fucking seahorse.
only you would photoshop your dick
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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