dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
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