I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
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