Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
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