Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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