i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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