You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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