White coat. Heels.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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