tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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